...take his bottle and throw it at his nuts?

What other guys said they would do:

...sneak up on this guy with a mallet?

What other guys said they would do:

2/05/2012 8:52 PM keith: what the hell is he doing?? nice red speedo gulge...it'd be perfect to punch his nuts thru that speedo, in this situation he'd never see it coming.
2/06/2012 10:54 PM drakator: perfect shot, cant be passed up
2/07/2012 12:43 AM spandexbulge: Would love to use a stun gun on his bulge
2/07/2012 3:10 AM BallsBulge: Hot muscled body. Look at him groaning on the sans after i punch his package.
2/07/2012 7:23 AM Jockcrush: BUDDY GRAB HIS ANKLES, MY RAPID FIRE BRASS KNUCKLES WILL MASSAGE THOSE NADS
2/08/2012 6:13 AM BallSoldier: lift my foot high enough and stomp his vulnerable unprotected balls until there's no bulge left in his red speedo's
2/10/2012 10:45 PM penis: nice whore

...kick the photographer in the balls for not getting the angle right?

What other guys said they would do:

1/29/2012 5:59 PM drakator: yes, but we did get good screams
1/30/2012 12:11 AM mrpickle: pull and twist those balls harder.
1/30/2012 2:39 AM johnsc26: Where is this from want to see more
1/31/2012 5:01 PM grabngo: There's nothing hotter than pulling balls back thru legs with a squeeze. Make them crabwalk!
1/31/2012 11:54 PM SouthBamaBoi: anyone else realize that the left bustee looks like Josh Bowman??
2/01/2012 10:14 AM SouthBamaBoi: Well after some digging, this is what I found on this pic. Its not what everyone was hoping, but its still pretty hot. http://www.xvideos.com/video1499752/studs_braden_chris_and_kevin_hardcore_gay_porno

...see if he's even more flexible without his nuts?

What other guys said they would do:

1/23/2012 6:26 PM babymakersmasher: Tell him I'd help support his leg while he's streching and take a few sucker shots just to see what he's made of.
1/24/2012 5:53 PM drakator: of course we woudl have to experiment some on the best way to flatten the crotch
1/25/2012 6:04 PM wilfrid42: reach inside with both hands and squeeze each testicle and pull down HARD. Is that the tip of his penis out the top band or a shadow?
1/26/2012 9:40 PM bustmyschoolboyballs: Pick up one of those pebbles and throw it at his balls, then reach down to the now crying boy on the ground and find hid balls to finish them off!

...Play a little "tower toppler"?

What other guys said they would do:

1/15/2012 3:01 PM kinkymilwguy: hit the 2 boys on the bottom, then hit the other 4 as they are tumbling to the ground :)
1/15/2012 3:36 PM jeans-boy: This is bowling. ...if you kick 2 guys, 6 fall down...
1/15/2012 5:20 PM drakator: Paintballs to the balls of the guys in the middle. Get the one on the top as they fall forward. The justw ade aina nd start stomping balls in the writhing pile.
1/15/2012 7:05 PM twonutbuster: shoved the bottom guys heads backward hard into the standing guys nuts.
1/16/2012 3:24 PM cbtboy2010: 12 balls... i'd skewer a few with a needle to make some great kebab
1/17/2012 10:22 AM pdxguy: Middle right guy, yum. Nice legs. Take him home for some private fun.
1/18/2012 10:06 AM 2evilballs: If you jump on the sitting boys' balls they could hit the standing guys' balls and make a chain reaction, Crack the first 4 eggs and it would be done, a complete masive testicle destruction!
1/18/2012 8:33 PM williamj: grab the ones in the middle from behind and squeeze their balls good when they bend over in pain that would throw the ones on top into the heads of the guys in the middle and then they would land with their feet in the guys balls on the bottom of the
1/19/2012 5:48 AM Golpeadormexico: 6 fukers falling down kickrd im their bolocks
1/19/2012 6:27 PM Stallion: love it, four guys have a cock pushing into the back of their heads, lol
1/19/2012 9:27 PM indieeier: ich will dem kerl links in der mitte die eier polieren lol
1/20/2012 1:41 AM bag445: kick the 2 on the bottom and let then do the rest :P