...take his bottle and throw it at his nuts?

What other guys said they would do:

2/13/2012 12:16 AM keith: UGGGHHH!!
2/16/2012 10:20 AM mrfixit: His nuts are just too big for his shorts, I'd grab his left nut, squeeze til I flatten it so it fits back in there!!! Talk about giving your left nut!!!
2/16/2012 10:42 AM steffen: quetschen bis der bart wegfliegt ;-)
2/26/2012 2:55 AM Iownurlittleballs: more like hit the bottle
2/26/2012 1:31 PM rubbernecking: Tie him to that chair, take the stupid beard off and have my way with him!
3/02/2012 11:12 AM loco: That's a big nut!